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Friday Funny: Top 10 Project Management Quotes!

April 24, 2015 by

Our favorite day of the week can mean only one thing – another Friday Funny for you all to enjoy! This week, I stumbled upon this blog post by management.simplicable.com which provides 101 brilliant quotes that all project managers can relate to! I decided to rifle through the selection and pull some of the more humorous ones. Enjoy 🙂

  1. Adventure is just bad planning
    ~ Roald Amundsen.
  2. Most plans are just inaccurate predictions
    ~ Ben Bayol.
  3. Expect the best, plan for the worst, and prepare to be surprised
    ~ Denis Waitley.
  4. Managing to have a sense of humor makes it a lot easier to manage people
    ~ Steve Wilson.
  5. I’ve got an opinion on everything, so I should go into management
    ~ Richard Gough.
  6. Mix a little foolishness with your serious plans: it’s lovely to be silly at the right moment
    ~ Horace.
  7. My personal philosophy is not to undertake a project unless it is manifestly important and nearly impossible
    ~ Edwin Land.
  8. Estimating is what you do when you don’t know
    ~ Sherman Kent.
  9. In politics, stupidity is not a handicap
    ~ Napoleon Bonaparte.
  10. How does a project get to be a year late? One day at a time
    ~ Frederick Brooks.

 

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